Dude! That's creeepy in a "come hither" Freudian way. :)
You know what's sexy? Shrimp. Shrimp are sexy. As is Toe-Shrimping.
Oh man, no one's said "toe-shrimping" to me in years!
Should something known for it's small size and pronounced curvature really be used as Freudian imagery? Because that just seems all kinds of wrong. I can't tell if it's fetishizing infantalism or impotence, but either way I'm way weirded...
Well Syd, that's really Pete's fault. Speaking of shrimp, did you know that Tartar Sauce doesn't have any Cream of Tartar in it? Weird!
What's really weird is that they call "cream of tartar" cream of anything at all! I think it's just a stabalizer. Have you ever tasted any? Glughh! I mean, what is a "tartar" anyway, other than an old-timey barbarian? And how do you get the "cream" of it? But I guess "white stabalizing powder" is a pretty crappy name.
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