Sunday, February 07, 2010

A Gross Thing My Cat Does

Yeah, that's right. It's gross, my cat does it, and I'm telling THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD about it.

She eats her own earwax. She loves it. When her hind nails are long, she likes to dig around in her ears and then lick them. She's not licking them clean, she's actively enjoying the flavor of earwax.

Pete says, "Hey, you don't know. Maybe it tastes like strawberries and champagne." I say, "It's SO gross!"

4 comments:

Rip Tatermen said...

For the record, she does not like the taste of my earwax, so maybe hers really is a delicious treat. I do not intend to test this hypothesis.

Sydney said...

Yes, he tried to feed the cat his own earwax. That is what he is trying to tell you here.

Rip Tatermen said...

And you wonder why she loves me more...

Sydney said...

But she didn't want your earwax. So yes, I do wonder why the dang cat loves you more. Probably because when you rub her ears, you let her lick her own earwax off your fingers. I'm not sure if that's grosser or what, but it is at the very least baseline gross.