tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post1646702855794628818..comments2023-05-08T04:34:28.557-07:00Comments on Sydney's Blog: Most Inappropriate Wedding SongsSydneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17360198761136198922noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-65306534650046275622009-11-25T11:05:53.963-08:002009-11-25T11:05:53.963-08:00smack my bith up - prodigy
keep on running - spen...smack my bith up - prodigy<br /><br />keep on running - spencer davis <br />group<br /><br />bat out of hell - meatloaf (1st part of chorus)<br /><br />dont look back in anger - oasis<br /><br />should i stay or should i go - the clash<br /><br /><br />i'm lonely, but i aint that lonely yet - the white stripes<br /><br />mess around - ray charles<br /><br />only fools rush in - elvis presley<br /><br />this is the end - doorsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-38544596451108790152009-05-22T23:48:07.421-07:002009-05-22T23:48:07.421-07:00I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace
P...I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace<br /><br />P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent<br /><br />Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood<br /><br /><br />If you don't start drinkin (I'm gonna leave) by George Thorogood (another good pick is You Talk too Much)<br /><br />She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd<br /><br />Boys and Girls by Good CharlotteAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-6416930889724458212007-06-07T17:16:00.000-07:002007-06-07T17:16:00.000-07:00Wow, okay, I can't believe that I never responded ...Wow, okay, I can't believe that I never responded to any of these wonderful suggestions! Man, if we were going to have an Anti-Wedding, we'd be so set. We'd just need to hire the satanic priest and make some really delicious-<I>looking</I> but nasty-<I>tasting</I> cookies and we'd be set!Sydneyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17360198761136198922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-34215672833921345672007-06-07T08:51:00.000-07:002007-06-07T08:51:00.000-07:00Hi Sydney,I'm Kori and though you don't know me, I...Hi Sydney,<BR/>I'm Kori and though you don't know me, I'd like to make a suggestion. Sung completely heartfelt and without a trace of irony, "Love Is" in proper bad Engrish style centers around the lovely chorus of<BR/><BR/>Your are my only<BR/>You are my treasure<BR/>I'd give you my whole thing<BR/>Even if you don't want<BR/><BR/>check it out...<BR/><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmpfwU12GEU" REL="nofollow"><BR/>Ryuichi Kawamura, "Love Is"</A><BR/>I suggest it for the prelude before your first dance. <BR/><BR/>may I also suggest HWC by Liz Phair to play as you cut the cake and lick frosting off fingers.<BR/><BR/>(so "HI" nice to meet you! hope you don't mind me joining your blog readership.)kbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07668413343349859041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-67838289338030523042007-04-26T22:11:00.000-07:002007-04-26T22:11:00.000-07:00A few thoughts:Should you wish to actually play No...A few thoughts:<BR/><BR/>Should you wish to actually play Not Your Bitch I do still have my copy of <I>Just Add Tape</I>.<BR/><BR/>Now, a couple of suggestions or my own (gathered mostly from scrolling through iTunes):<BR/><BR/>My Wife by The Who (Such a romantic tune)<BR/>Let Me Put My Love into You by AC/DC <BR/>It Ain't Me Babe by Bob Dylan<BR/>Who's Making Love by... well mine is the Blues Brothers<BR/>Already Gone by the Eagles<BR/>Hey Joe by Jimi<BR/>Delia's Gone by Johnny Cash<BR/>Babe I am Gonna Leave You, by Led Zeppelin<BR/>Bring Me My Shotgun by Lightnin' Hopkins<BR/>50 Ways to Leave your Lover by Paul Simon<BR/>Honky Tonk Woman by The Rollin Stones<BR/>32-20 Blues by Robert Johnson<BR/>Trouble is a Man by Sarah Vaughn<BR/>A Month Dead by Stephen Lynch (Nothing like an Ode to Necrophilia at a wedding)<BR/>In Defense of a Peepshow Girl by Stephen Lynch(I suppose if you were <I> marrying </I> a peepshow girl it would work)<BR/>She Gotta Smile by Stephen Lynch<BR/><BR/>As I final note... I am almost disturbed by how many songs I have centered around the theme of killing one's mate...>_>Beauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00334562493204683212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-61188231800493672462007-04-25T07:51:00.000-07:002007-04-25T07:51:00.000-07:00I can't believe I forgot "Every Sperm is Sacred." ...I can't believe I forgot "Every Sperm is Sacred." Or would that be the perfect song for a wedding? I mean, it is pretty rousing and upbeat and all. And weddings are supposed to be rousing and upbeat. And it's also got the word "sacred" in the title, and weddings are supposed to be sacred. There's also the word "sperm," something that traditionally spring forth the night of the wedding. And the word "every" suggest universalism and world peace and such.<BR/>So actually- that's the perfect song for you and Pete's wedding. You should totally use that as a bridal march.Joe Streckerthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13848690885706346774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-23044917432947695092007-04-24T09:28:00.000-07:002007-04-24T09:28:00.000-07:00Haha! "Should I stay or should I go?" is a good o...Haha! "Should I stay or should I go?" is a good one!<BR/>A few years ago I saw a woman on her honeymoon dedicate "Like a virgin" to her new husband at a karaoke bar, which struck me as an odd choice.<BR/>Also,<BR/>"Girls, girls, girls" by Motley Crue<BR/>"Afternoon delight" is always inappropriate<BR/>"Lying eyes" by the Eagles<BR/>The Paula Abdul song that goes "He's a cold-hearted snake, look into his eyes, uh-oh, he's been telling lies"Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13623683062329283706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-66492484365974692712007-04-23T16:52:00.000-07:002007-04-23T16:52:00.000-07:00Is it weird that I would actually be happy (and pr...Is it weird that I would actually be happy (and presumably entirely oblivious to the incongruity of) hearing these songs at a real wedding? Particularly I Used To Love Her (But I Had To Kill Her)? (Which Prisoner's Dilemma did a kick-ass cover of, as you may recall).Sephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16950623837896169505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-48725142585497996942007-04-23T16:45:00.000-07:002007-04-23T16:45:00.000-07:00Well, some of these work better than others, and s...Well, some of these work better than others, and sorting into the last two categories was more or less arbitrary, but here you go:<BR/><BR/><BR/>For the bachelorette party:<BR/>Garbage - Stupid Girl<BR/>Prisoner's Dilemma - Not Your Bitch<BR/><BR/>Bachelor party:<BR/>Tori Amos - She's Your Cocaine<BR/>The White Stripes - I'm Lonely (But I Ain't That Lonely Yet)<BR/><BR/>Wedding March:<BR/>Wilco - I Am Trying To Break Your Heart<BR/><BR/>For the ceremony:<BR/>Cherry Poppin' Daddies - Master and Slave<BR/>The Bloodhound Gang - I Hope You Die<BR/><BR/>After "Speak now or forever hold your peace":<BR/>Muse - Time Is Running Out<BR/><BR/>Exit March:<BR/>Sleater-Kinney - The End of You<BR/><BR/>Reception:<BR/>The Streets - War of the Sexes<BR/>TMBG - Dig My Grave<BR/>The Postal Service - This Place Is A Prison<BR/>Pixies - Where Is My Mind?<BR/>Morphine - All Wrong<BR/><BR/>1-Year Anniversary:<BR/>Cake - Never There<BR/>Nirvana - Dumb<BR/>Stereo Total - L'Amour À 3Sephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16950623837896169505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-54281656239299543122007-04-23T07:33:00.000-07:002007-04-23T07:33:00.000-07:00Right now I'm listening to "You don't love me" by ...Right now I'm listening to "You don't love me" by the Allman Brothers. Sadly, this is ruined by the phenomenal guitar work. I'm never unhappy while listening to this song. <BR/><BR/>Hmm... I, too, am intrigued by this blog topic. <BR/><BR/>"You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette<BR/>"Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by The Clash<BR/>"4+20" by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young<BR/>"Gold Dust Woman" by Fleetwood Mac<BR/>"I Just Want to Make Love To You" by Foghat<BR/>"American Woman" by The Guess Who<BR/>"Ball & Chain" by Janis Joplin<BR/>"Cold Hard Bitch" by JET<BR/>"51st Anniversary" by Jimi Hendrix<BR/>"Detachable Penis" by King Missle (this may be better at a bachlorette party)<BR/>"Since I've Been Lovin' You" by Led Zeppelin<BR/>"Down by the River" or "A Man Needs A Maid" by Neil Young (I couldn't decide...)<BR/>"Rape Me" by Nirvana<BR/>"Self-Esteem" by The Offspring<BR/>"Dirty Woman" by Pink Floyd<BR/>Too many people play this at actual weddings, but "Every Breath You Take" by The Police is quite ironic.<BR/>"Steady, As She Goes" by The Raconteurs<BR/>"Good Things" by Sleater-Kinney<BR/>"Silverfuck" by the Smashing Pumpkins (or at least the intro, which I think is actually on Spaceboy)<BR/>"Wrong Way" by Sublime<BR/>"Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" by Van Halen<BR/>"I'm Bound to Pack it Up" by The White Stripes<BR/>"A Quick One, While He's Away" by The Who (even though this ends in forgiveness, I think the title is too ironic to igonre)Erichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04307182227850370924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-50666912819417161162007-04-22T22:33:00.000-07:002007-04-22T22:33:00.000-07:00As it happens, Joe, the first thought I had for so...As it happens, Joe, the first thought I had for songs to play was Say Yes, by Elliott Smith, mostly because it's great and was stuck in my head. It's a pretty happy song for him, but it probably sends the wrong message about Syd, what with the<BR/>I'm in love with the world/<BR/>through the eyes of a girl/<BR/>who's still around/<BR/>the morning after<BR/>lyric.Rip Tatermenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17060109404261585327noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-75103929926585824372007-04-22T21:42:00.000-07:002007-04-22T21:42:00.000-07:00Well, let's see... Here are a few selections from ...Well, let's see... Here are a few selections from my own mp3 library.<BR/><BR/>Untouchable Face by Ani Difranco<BR/>I Don't Love Anyone by Belle and Sebastian<BR/>Song For the Dumped by Ben Folds Five<BR/>Lover I Don't Have to Love by Bright Eyes<BR/>Someday You Will by Loved by Death Cab for Cutie<BR/>Anthing by Elliot Smith<BR/>I Used to Lover Her (But I Had to Kill Her) by Guns N Roses<BR/>Hurt, either version<BR/>Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division (actually, anthing by Joy Division could be on this list)<BR/>Anything by Lilly Allen<BR/>Fuck and Run by Liz Phair<BR/>Yeah, Oh Yeah by the Magnetic Fields<BR/>Du Hast by Rammstein<BR/>The KKK Took My Baby Away by the Ramones<BR/>Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by the Smiths<BR/>Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me by Tism<BR/><BR/>I'm sure I left something out. Though, come to think of it, hearing the melancholy, self-hating, sardonic strains of Morrisey echoing through a wedding party would be pretty sweet.Joe Streckerthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13848690885706346774noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36817113.post-78895755141215577132007-04-22T02:40:00.000-07:002007-04-22T02:40:00.000-07:00Hey Sydney,Best Blog topic EVER! :)I've got a doze...Hey Sydney,<BR/>Best Blog topic EVER! :)<BR/><BR/>I've got a dozen already. Which just goes to show I spend way too much time and $ on ITunes. <BR/><BR/>Okay, You say Maneater, and instantly Easy Lover by Phil Collins pops into my brain. <BR/>Fools Fall in Love by The Drifters <BR/>Insane In the Brain by Cypress Hill<BR/>Gold Digger by Kanye West (classic)<BR/>And finally,<BR/>Eye of the Tiger by Survivor cuz it was good enough for Rocky and it's like the anti Unchained Melody. :)<BR/><BR/>PS I've been to a couple of Swedish weddings now and it seem to hold true that Swedes *cannot* marry without playing ABBA. ALOT. So in that vein I think Waterloo could be a winner. :)Burmeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02277340531625394336noreply@blogger.com